I had a whole post planned out, but due to a nearly two-inch long raised gash on my head (stitches may be required, but we haven’t bothered with the doc yet) from standing up directly into a metal locker door at about 50 mph (OW) and a resulting tumble + blackout (or maybe I just closed my eyes – I can’t remember), I’ve sustained a frontal headache for about five hours now. This makes concentrating rather difficult. So, courtesy of Vanessa Jackman and the Sart, respectively, I give you my inspiration for today:
Vogue UK’s Emma Elwick (Market Editor)
This guy makes me want to write a short story. Maybe I will.