…because I sure don’t. It’s 11:45 pm after a day full of me eating entirely too much sugar-based food and not enough real sustainable foods, combined with my total lack of real exercise the past few days. Blech. Consequently: I feel like my abs have been spirited away by the Easter Bunny’s evil twin and my stomach filled with sugar water and Peeps.
Funny Easter Bunny story: my family was on a walk in our sub when we caught sight of something large, furry, and wearing pastel. Gasp! It was… the Easter Bunny! I guess my dad knew the family (who was hosting a small egg hunt for little kids… hence the rabbit) because a woman called us up, saying, “You have to get your picture taken with the Easter Bunny! It’s tradition!” (My dad called it a Major Celebrity Sighting.) So off we went, standing around a man in a furry, gay-bunny costume surrounded by shrieking 6-year-olds. The woman commented that the Easter Bunny “loves the ladies” so I should “stand closest”. Yippee, just what I need… Take into account here the fact that I had no idea if this was a 40-year-old loser or a hot teenage male available for flirting. I guess it didn’t really matter… but still. At least my hair wasn’t eating my head alive.
OK. Random cool fashion bits.
And oh, you know that pirate/captive captain situation? Well, it turns out the captain is from Vermont – where my aunt, etc live – and lives in the town right next to hers. And it just so happens that on days when they miss church in their parish, my aunt & her family go over to his parish, and consequently… the 6 Degrees of Separation take action! Me, Aunt, Person, Captain, Pirate, Navy Seals! Ha ha ha.
OK. Cool wedding dress by Monique Lhuillier:
Photo from WWD.
Bianca Jagger on the red carpet:
Junko Yoshioka wedding gown, love the skirt, via WWD:
Christy Turlington on FabSugar: 30 photos of gloriousness. I’m too tired to copy all my favourites over – I can’t just drag and drop from FS, unfortunately – but I’ll tell you and provide the link. You do the rest.
– the 3rd one (she’s in white)
– 8: black clothes, cool pose
– 28: windblown, athletic, and B&W
– 17 as well.
OK, nighty night. Oh, good/cute/romantic movie (the kind that has you going AWWW but throwing stuff at the TV simultaneously): How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days… even though – shoot me! – I don’t think M. McConnehughey (no idea how to spell it) is that cute. Except in the scene where he’s wet, and in the tux. From the side view with the hair. Ok I’m sleeping now. Bye.